I've been given this ticket to ride the roller coaster! I didn't choose this ride! Ok? So I'm going to ride this fucking ride! I'm going to pull up my big girl panties, I'm going to tighten my damn seatbelt, I'm going to adjust my shoulder strap....and I'm going to HOLD ON with my hands, until my fingers turn white and go numb! Then? When I can't hold on anymore with my hands? I will brace my knees along the edge of my bucket seat and I will lock my legs in! Because you know why??? I DONT HAVE A CHOICE! Because I have a 5 and an 8 year old that are relying on me!